May 2013
sexnoise:
Reasons to date me:
1. No one will try and steal me from you.
2. Sometimes I’m funny.
bonesfeelcold:
dinosaurs64:
kardashitans:
do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs
theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed
i wish i could unread this
shinybulbasaurs:
im gonna start workin out and im gonna have a rockin’ hot body.
just kidding im going to eat mcdonalds and ice cream and cry
me 300 times a day: im so done
