sexnoise: Reasons to date me: 1. No one will try and steal me from you. 2. Sometimes I’m funny.
bonesfeelcold: dinosaurs64: kardashitans: do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed i wish i could unread this
shinybulbasaurs: im gonna start workin out and im gonna have a rockin’ hot body. just kidding im going to eat mcdonalds and ice cream and cry
me 300 times a day: im so done